baby:d... d... d...
father:...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby:d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby:*guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

(via ugly)

baracknobama:

its 2014 why doesn’t my hair brush itself

(via unpopuler)

ernoticon:

*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*

(via unpopuler)

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